Ok so I know he’s kind of obscure but he was this philosopher and he lived in... Greek or Roman I forgot. Maybe Italy. One of those places where they thought a lot. And anyways, he was really wacky and funny. Did you guys know that he JERKED OFF IN PUBLIC? I know! And he would say these really good roasts and nobody could argue with him because he was so smart. One time he even told that king, I think his name was Alex? To get out of his sunlight! And Alex was speechless! He was also homeless too, which is really funny.
You don’t learn about stuff like this in school, that’s for sure!
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