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A tragedy occurred today

Vanilla Survival

I was exploring, looking for new biomes I hadn’t seen yet (I haven’t played in years due to a different tragedy). I get to the biome that has all the different layers of clay and I find a cave with a TON of gold. More gold than I have ever seen in Minecraft. I built a little dugout so I could safely have a respawn point nearby, and a place to store my loot, so that nothing would go wrong.

Then the tragedy.

While I was mining the last of the gold, my controller died. “No biggie, I’ll use my other one,” I think. Except it wouldn’t connect. I tried to turn it on a thousand times while my character is just sitting there. It WOULD NOT CONNECT.

I had to sit there and watch a zombie kill me, and

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r/dogs•

We are sick of arguing with you about matting. We are sick of brushing out your dog for four hours only to have you turn around and let it mat right back up. We are sick of arguing with you about the value of our work. We are sick of you not even bothering to brush at home and then calling us lazy. We are sick of shaving pelts that we could use as a rug off of your poor, poor baby. We’re sick of hearing you say we made your adorable dog ugly. We are sick of seeing you neglect and abuse your dog, only to turn around and accuse US of the same.

All the groomers at my salon have stopped offering dematting to doodle owners. In our experience, it just teaches you that you don’t have to take care

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I used to think it was an overprotective thing, or that they just wanted to make sure all contact information would be shared in case of emergency.

But lately, I’m pretty sure the reason was more sinister. I’m pretty sure they wanted to meet these people, so they could be all bubbly, and kind, and reasonable in front of them. I’m pretty sure they wanted to make sure to discredit me before I had a chance to speak about my home life. So that if I ever mentioned the horrible fucked up things they did to me at home, I would seem like some over dramatic liar. It also discredited their kids, in case they saw something and reported back, whatever that child said would not align with the people the

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r/HIMYM•

I love this show. I rewatch it endlessly. It is my favorite show of all time. However. There is one joke that actively upsets me. A joke that started out as a hilarious gag, and just lead to crushing disappointment. That joke... is what the goat did on Ted’s 31st birthday.

For those who don’t know/remember what I am referring to, in season 3, episode 17, Lily brings home a goat. Future Ted tells the kids that the goat will bring horror and mayhem to the group. Throughout the episode, he keeps harping on how terrible the actions of the goat were. Then, when we get to the end of the episode, just as we are being told what happened, Ted realizes that the story actually happens a year later.

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r/tifu•

So I have ordered off eBay maybe twice in my life. Both times I was scammed; I never received the product the first time, and the second was a bricked iPhone, and I had to actually get eBay involved to get my money back. So I am a little suspicious of eBay.

Today I am taking my first step into a new business and purchasing tools for the venture. I checked Amazon and eBay (at the advice of my peers) for the best prices, and split the order between the two.

After making all of my purchases, I go to my account to make sure my math was correct. There was the Amazon charge, a charge from eBay that was less that what I bought, and a ton of small PayPal charges. I added up all the PayPal charges

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r/TaylorSwift•

So... Only the Young was DEFINITELY an Easter Egg for how coronavirus is being handled by certain governments. Hear me out, I didn’t sleep last night.

“It keeps me awake/ The look on your face/ The moment you heard the news” So first hearing about coronavirus, it kept Taylor awake how some people weren’t taking it seriously.

“You're screaming inside/ And frozen in time/ You did all that you could do” Screaming inside... of your HOUSE!! And you are frozen in time because the lack of normalcy has made you realize time is meaningless. But this is all we can do.

“The game was rigged, the ref got tricked/ The wrong ones think they're right/ You were outnumbered, this time” Literally EVERY gove

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