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Then he lit it up on fire.

This is how we got the sun.

I'm fucking hungry...

It is redundant, the devs must not be paying attention or is it choosing any answers leads to only one route as usual?

An American, A Filipino, and a Japanese were on an airplane when it crashed.
The plane crashed in a jungle, and they were captured by its indigenous tribe. They were brought to the tribe’s chief for a tribunal, and the chief said:
Chief: All of you go to the jungle and get me a fruit, bring it back to me, and this will be the basis of your life and death!
So all of them went to the jungle to pick up a fruit.
The American first came back with an apple, the chief said:
Chief: If you can shove it up your ass with a straight face, you get to live, but if you can’t, it will be your death!
So the American did, but halfway the apple was up his ass, he groaned in pain. The chief exclaims