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Honestly. This bloody thing is driving me nuts. It fell off my lads bike but I can’t find where it fits. Can anyone here provide any pics? Many thanks in advance. Honda service book is useless. Yes I’m too old to be crawling on the floor for hours.

I’m pretty good at this normally but I’m really not able to find a good replacement set of wheels for my lads bike. All of the used options are no better than what we have. Any of you fine ladies or gents got any aftermarket options? I’m trying to keep wheel sizes the same, anything close would probably be okay.

Sorry if this has been asked before but I can’t find an answer.

I have a large bay tree in my garden that I’m going to get back to manageable proportions. Some of the trunks are about 5” thick. I use the leaves for bacon, cooking etc but can it be used for smoking? I know some Laurel is toxic when consumed but this is definitely bay.

Anyone got any idea if I can use the wood to smoke, and if so what is it good for?

Thanks in adv for any tips or not poisoning myself advice.

Weird one I’ve never seen before. Today at the East Midlands Championship, the former champion lost on a split decision. He went nuts, sticking up digits to every judge and calling them every name under the sun , ripping the referee’s grasp away for the decision. I’m curious as to the repercussions for the unsportsmanlike behaviour. Do England Boxing have any rules? Just for the record I am not in any way connected to the person involved.

I know there are a lot of people who don’t like Amazon, that’s fair and subjective. However, and it’s a huge however, deliveries from this part of the company are.. and I have no idea how to say this without being slightly admonishing. They’re wank and a complete lie.

Every single fucking time. “ 7 stops away” “ two stops away”….

“You’re the next drop” was at 2.15 pm and guess what, it’s 8.15pm and fuck all.

Lying bunch a shites. Every time.

Obviously only my opinion, I wouldn’t like to get in trouble for them being shite.

Seriously, what do you expect from life?

I had a very frank discussion with my GP this week and honestly it was the most pointless thing I’ve ever done.

GP “ You need to do this, you need to do that “

Me ???..

GP “You could be good for another thirty years”

Me “ I have no intention of dying a slow and painful death for my family, I’d prefer a massive stroke or heart attack”.

GP “ Errrr”

I have no idea how to approach someone that thinks I want to outlive the rest of mankind. I don’t, I have no intention of trying, I don’t fucking care. As long as I’m old enough that my son understands, I’m good. Why do doctors insist on trying to get us to live so long that we’re beyond able to lo

I think that a year ago today I had my first stroke of three. I don’t really know the date, but that’s when I started to become unwell.

Should I be miserable about that? Probably, maybe, I have no idea. The thing is, I survived. I’m still here a year later. Yes things are different to before but I’m going to my mates for a couple of beers, probably the most unhealthy stuff I’ve eaten in twelve months and I’m going to enjoy it.

I hope you all have a restful and stress free weekend. I’m celebrating this ridiculous turn in my life.

Hey folks, not really sure why I’m doing this , but here we go.

I had three strokes in September and fortunately I came out okay, apart from a small sensation change, there is nothing really to tell me that anything happened at all. I have no idea why it happened and neither do the doctors, I’m perfectly healthy but I somehow got a massive blood clot in my carotid artery that started to break down and caused the strokes.

I'm in surgery Monday for something unrelated that I’ve been waiting for since before the pandemic and honestly, I’m worried. I’ve had to come off clopidogrel since last Monday and have been taking aspirin as a replacement. I just keep thinking that I should have updated

Not sure if this is allowed here but I’ll go anyway.

I’m one of those blokes who only goes to the doctor if my leg’s falling off. In September I started feeling really ill, not to the point of stopping working, but really poorly. Of course I ignored it, just because that’s what you do.

Fellow UKers please don’t do that.

The whole TV advert about how you have a stroke only applies to a small minority of victims from what I witnessed. If you suddenly can’t coordinate your hands, drop things as soon as you stop concentrating on that single task, immediately call for help. The quicker help arrives, the more of you will be saved.

I was very lucky. I had three strokes in a week with very mini

I have no aversion to eating non meat, meat. However, if it makes me eat spagbol with a fucking spoon I’ll never eat another piece of veg, ever. Fucking lunatics.