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I heard it was supposed to feel amazing but it was underwhelming. I ate a tangerine in the shower. It was good but it didn’t cure my poverty, obesity nor human relations. I now realize that this sub is a trap to make redditors shower. I will never forgive r/ShowerOrange for tricking me into taking a shower.

I think this dream happened because of the stress of selecting limited capacity electives and dealing with professors in my department who fail 90% of their students.

It goes like this:

At my university, I remember that I somehow didn’t get a mandatory first-year course, Physics 101 (which I’ve already taken in reality). I try to select it on the website but there’s only one spot left and I have to take a test using an automated machine.

I go to a room filled with these machines. I log into my university account on one of them and a plastic bag filled with various tools falls out of the machine. There are some limited instructions on the screen but I have to figure out what they mean on m

You’ll restart your life with no memories other than the ability you chose.

Sound mimicry: You can produce any sound or voice. You can even control the frequency and volume to a great extent. You can get as loud as a nuclear explosion, but your vocal cords would have to heal for a month before you can do so again. You won’t suffer any other injuries from this.

Telepathic twin: You’re reborn with a clone of yourself. You share consciousness, sight, hearing, and everything else. Think of it as having another body you can use without disorientation. You can use parallel thinking.

Electrical immunity: Complete immunity to electricity and lightning, along with a minor resistance to