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Roguish Abjurer Drinks Heavily, Kidnaps Princess, Hijinks Ensue

As beds went, a cold stone floor was a remarkably poor one, especially when your head was beating with a staccato drumbeat reminiscent of a military band, the aftermath of a late night spent with far too much alcohol. I blinked my eyes open - a decision that promptly proved immediately regrettable, given the morning sunlight streaming through the narrow window of the circular chamber I was lying on the floor of. With a reluctant groan, I hauled myself up and peered around the room, trying to work out where I was - and why. Where came pretty quickly, thanks to the sparse furniture and the cobwebs amongst the rafters - it was

Roguish Abjurer Drinks Heavily, Kidnaps Princess, Hijinks Ensue

As beds went, a cold stone floor was a remarkably poor one, especially when your head was beating with a staccato drumbeat reminiscent of a military band, the aftermath of a late night spent with far too much alcohol. I blinked my eyes open - a decision that promptly proved immediately regrettable, given the morning sunlight streaming through the narrow window of the circular chamber I was lying on the floor of. With a reluctant groan, I hauled myself up and peered around the room, trying to work out where I was - and why. Where came pretty quickly, thanks to the sparse furniture and the cobwebs amongst the rafters - it was

Cue the Pornhub Theme, Strap-on a thick dildo and let's put a femdom twist on some porn tropes!

There's a certain absurd logic when it comes to porn, a certain suspension of disbelief that allows one to just skip over the absurdity of how every massage seems to end up in someone getting banged, how nobody has the cash to pay for the pizzas they order, but the pizza guy is more than willing to accept barter, or that a good throatfucking could be just the thing someone needs to help them sing better. It's silly, but in its own way, it's also amusing and arousing, especially if you lean into it and just have fun.

But what happens if we put a spin on the whole thing, turn it around and put

Roguish Abjurer Drinks Heavily, Kidnaps Princess, Hijinks Ensue

As beds went, a cold stone floor was a remarkably poor one, especially when your head was beating with a staccato drumbeat reminiscent of a military band, the aftermath of a late night spent with far too much alcohol. I blinked my eyes open - a decision that promptly proved immediately regrettable, given the morning sunlight streaming through the narrow window of the circular chamber I was lying on the floor of. With a reluctant groan, I hauled myself up and peered around the room, trying to work out where I was - and why. Where came pretty quickly, thanks to the sparse furniture and the cobwebs amongst the rafters - it was

Adventures in a High Fantasy Setting with Flipped Gender Norms: Or, the Tale of how a Fierce Barbarian Lady and her Chaste Priest Boy got into some Hijinks (and saved the Queendom along the way)

Personally, I really love High Fantasy settings - the sense of wonder, of adventure, of a vast world with all manner of magical beings out beyond the safe confines of the guarded bastions of civilized folk. I'm also a kinda subby switch with a love of playing a more effeminate guy, so I thought, why not combine the two?

Imagine a world where instead of Dukes and Kings ruling castles, it's Duchesses and Queens, where Merchant Ladies with harems of manservants control the tides of commerce, where

The Black Magic Club

Everyone knew magic wasn't real, right? It was just one of those pointless superstitions, nonsense designed to fool rubes and idiots. Like Bigfoot. Even here, in a small college town with a history of burning witches at the stake, and a whole host of local stories about the supernatural, people knew it.

If that were the case, then... why were you clutching the flier so tightly, your heart racing as you read the words printed upon the simple sheet of A4 paper. All it was was some daft advert for a club called "The Black Magic Club", calling all Occultists, Wiccans, Satanists, Pagans and anyone else intellectually curious to come on down for a discussion this comi

Adventures in a High Fantasy Setting with Flipped Gender Norms: Or, the Tale of how a Fierce Barbarian Lady and her Chaste Priest Boy got into some Hijinks (and saved the Queendom along the way)

Personally, I really love High Fantasy settings - the sense of wonder, of adventure, of a vast world with all manner of magical beings out beyond the safe confines of the guarded bastions of civilized folk. I'm also a kinda subby switch with a love of playing a more effeminate guy, so I thought, why not combine the two?

Imagine a world where instead of Dukes and Kings ruling castles, it's Duchesses and Queens, where Merchant Ladies with harems of manservants control the tides of commerce, where

Cue the Pornhub Theme, Strap-on a thick dildo and let's put a femdom twist on some porn tropes!

There's a certain absurd logic when it comes to porn, a certain suspension of disbelief that allows one to just skip over the absurdity of how every massage seems to end up in someone getting banged, how nobody has the cash to pay for the pizzas they order, but the pizza guy is more than willing to accept barter, or that a good throatfucking could be just the thing someone needs to help them sing better. It's silly, but in its own way, it's also amusing and arousing, especially if you lean into it and just have fun.

But what happens if we put a spin on the whole thing, turn it around and put

The Black Magic Club

Everyone knew magic wasn't real, right? It was just one of those pointless superstitions, nonsense designed to fool rubes and idiots. Like Bigfoot. Even here, in a small college town with a history of burning witches at the stake, and a whole host of local stories about the supernatural, people knew it.

If that were the case, then... why were you clutching the flier so tightly, your heart racing as you read the words printed upon the simple sheet of A4 paper. All it was was some daft advert for a club called "The Black Magic Club", calling all Occultists, Wiccans, Satanists, Pagans and anyone else intellectually curious to come on down for a discussion this comi

Adventures in a High Fantasy Setting with Flipped Gender Norms: Or, the Tale of how a Fierce Barbarian Lady and her Chaste Priest Boy got into some Hijinks (and saved the Queendom along the way)

Personally, I really love High Fantasy settings - the sense of wonder, of adventure, of a vast world with all manner of magical beings out beyond the safe confines of the guarded bastions of civilized folk. I'm also a kinda subby switch with a love of playing a more effeminate guy, so I thought, why not combine the two?

Imagine a world where instead of Dukes and Kings ruling castles, it's Duchesses and Queens, where Merchant Ladies with harems of manservants control the tides of commerce, where

Roguish Abjurer Drinks Heavily, Kidnaps Princess, Hijinks Ensue

As beds went, a cold stone floor was a remarkably poor one, especially when your head was beating with a staccato drumbeat reminiscent of a military band, the aftermath of a late night spent with far too much alcohol. I blinked my eyes open - a decision that promptly proved immediately regrettable, given the morning sunlight streaming through the narrow window of the circular chamber I was lying on the floor of. With a reluctant groan, I hauled myself up and peered around the room, trying to work out where I was - and why. Where came pretty quickly, thanks to the sparse furniture and the cobwebs amongst the rafters - it was

Adventures in a High Fantasy Setting with Flipped Gender Norms: Or, the Tale of how a Fierce Barbarian Lady and her Chaste Priest Boy got into some Hijinks (and saved the Queendom along the way)

Personally, I really love High Fantasy settings - the sense of wonder, of adventure, of a vast world with all manner of magical beings out beyond the safe confines of the guarded bastions of civilized folk. I'm also a kinda subby switch with a love of playing a more effeminate guy, so I thought, why not combine the two?

Imagine a world where instead of Dukes and Kings ruling castles, it's Duchesses and Queens, where Merchant Ladies with harems of manservants control the tides of commerce, where

Cue the Pornhub Theme, Strap-on a thick dildo and let's put a femdom twist on some porn tropes!

There's a certain absurd logic when it comes to porn, a certain suspension of disbelief that allows one to just skip over the absurdity of how every massage seems to end up in someone getting banged, how nobody has the cash to pay for the pizzas they order, but the pizza guy is more than willing to accept barter, or that a good throatfucking could be just the thing someone needs to help them sing better. It's silly, but in its own way, it's also amusing and arousing, especially if you lean into it and just have fun.

But what happens if we put a spin on the whole thing, turn it around and put

The Black Magic Club

Everyone knew magic wasn't real, right? It was just one of those pointless superstitions, nonsense designed to fool rubes and idiots. Like Bigfoot. Even here, in a small college town with a history of burning witches at the stake, and a whole host of local stories about the supernatural, people knew it.

If that were the case, then... why were you clutching the flier so tightly, your heart racing as you read the words printed upon the simple sheet of A4 paper. All it was was some daft advert for a club called "The Black Magic Club", calling all Occultists, Wiccans, Satanists, Pagans and anyone else intellectually curious to come on down for a discussion this comi

Adventures in a High Fantasy Setting with Flipped Gender Norms: Or, the Tale of how a Fierce Barbarian Lady and her Chaste Priest Boy got into some Hijinks (and saved the Queendom along the way)

Personally, I really love High Fantasy settings - the sense of wonder, of adventure, of a vast world with all manner of magical beings out beyond the safe confines of the guarded bastions of civilized folk. I'm also a kinda subby switch with a love of playing a more effeminate guy, so I thought, why not combine the two?

Imagine a world where instead of Dukes and Kings ruling castles, it's Duchesses and Queens, where Merchant Ladies with harems of manservants control the tides of commerce, where