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Attached to the fountain soda machine in front of a dispenser called 'Lingonberry', a note read:

"We are sorry, but we are suffering a Lingonberry juice shortage. We have contacted Sweden."

Seriously, something just doesn't make sense. According to an article in the LA Times today, those five traits (referred to as 'the big five') are "thought to define personality and shape a person's day-to-day thoughts and behavior". I guess what confuses me is the inclusion of 'neuroticism'... I mean, if you're going to include that, why choose to use the word 'extroversion' instead of 'introversion'?

I'm wondering now: is it just me being, well....neurotic...or does anyone else agree?

I don't even know why I care, tbh, but it just strikes me as odd!

I just found the website of my dearest childhood friend and to my surprise and chagrin, she is all about hating white people and celebrating black culture now. My best friend for more than a decade during my childhood hates white people? How does that even compute?

Makes me wonder why I even bothered with all the righteous indignation I felt whenever I saw people being racist as I was growing up. I went to fuckin WAR with my mother over having black friends, for Christ's sake. What did I get for it?

DAE ever see things like this and feel sad?

Seriously. She's not unattractive, but her hair always looks like shit and her clothing choices are just.....wrong. WTF?

Grow the fuck up or resign already. Its becoming clear that you are WORTHLESS in a way that makes the invention of the 'spork' look like a groundbreaking advancement for all mankind. This isn't some reenactment of The Breakfast Club, for fuck's sake.

So I live in this apartment building which I am certain dates back to biblical times. (WWJD? He'd have a stroke trying to figure this out, thats what.) I have a phone jack in the kitchen and a phone jack in each of the two bedrooms. The kitchen phone is a wall mounted (over the jack) antique rotary, so that jack is unusable. Bedroom number one is not an option either for a good reason (long, but valid). Bedroom number two is where I previously was using a desktop I no longer have. This was connected directly into the phone jack for the DSL. I dont have that computer anymore, just a laptop now. I dont work in that room and I dont want to, but its the only useable jack. So I thought

Its all the rage these days: Instead of taking a hit (just a billion dollars profit instead of nine hundred trillion? CRIKEY!!! Time for food stamps!) and rolling with the bad economy like the lowly peons (aka everyone else), the telecom industry is now trying to bully the governmenta stop to "net neutrality"...or else.

HIDE YOUR BABIES AND YOUR BEADWORK!

There is only one reason these companies lobby like this, and thats money. They dont give two steamy shits about the general public and they are hinting they're willing to put the kibosh on the entire thing if the government doesn't help them monopolize a market or line the pockets of their fine Italian silk suits. Man, I g