eternalimprovisor

So I've been seriously considering getting a tattoo lately and I have a couple ideas. I'm sure there are some brilliant artists on reddit that can help me out.

Idea 1: Since I was like 10, I've talked about getting a tattoo of a leg on my hip and calling it my side kick. I think it was the first joke I ever made up and since I'm pursuing a career in comedy, it means a lot to me. Yes, I'm this dedicated to puns, I have a stand-up bit called the pun dance. I'd like to see some people's ideas for this "side-kick." I really like soccer and martial arts as well, so maybe it could be a leg kicking a soccer ball or something.

Idea 2: My family crest is a Phoenix and I love the mythology beh

Was mentioned in another thread that it would be cool to do a meet-up in LA for college and just out of college redditors in LA.

So, let's do it. I'll throw out June 18th as a potential date. Any suggestions as to where we should meet? I'm thinking somewhere 18+, where the 21+ people can drink, but the younger crowd can hang too.

What do you guys think?

Edit: June 19th is Global Reddit Meet-up Day. Not sure if anything has been definitively planned in LA.

Found out about MyPlate from a redditor yesterday.

I'm entering my food and fitness data myself, so I chose the sedentary activity level. My goal for weight loss is .3 pounds a week, and so it gave me a base of around 1,900 calories a day to achieve this goal.

Yesterday I consumed 2325 calories and burned 1761 (I included sleeping, eating, and sitting at my desk on the computer at work, didn't get to exercise yesterday, so it would usually be higher) MyPlate says I had 1347 calories remaining.

To me this math seems wrong. Could I really consume

I just moved to LA in Sept. and I'd love to get some advice on things like getting an agent, booking gigs, etc. I'm focused on comedy and currently taking classes at Upright Citizen's Brigade.

Willing to trade lunch, housework, babysitting, etc.