fiveminded

u/fiveminded



r/LifeProTips•

Decided to do this recently after throwing out broken USB cables, headphones and having to buy a new laptop charger.

Prevention is better than finding a cure after the plastic has broken, and the exposed cable is starting to snap.

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r/Jokes•

The doctor tells him to remove his clothes, and he reluctantly agrees and starts undressing, and takes off 2 coats, then a jacket, then 7 jumpers, 3 tshirts, and reveals yet another coat...

The Doctor says "Hold on Quasi, hold on!", "why are you wearing so many clothes?"

Quasi says he never got undressed since the day the hump had appeared, so to hide it he just kept putting more clothes on top of the old ones.

The doctor asked "When did you start doing this?"

Quasi said "Back when I was at school"

The doctor said "Didn't you ever wonder where your damn schoolbag had gone!?"

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