fugularity

because I don't want to be typecast

because he doesn't like it rough

and not being cryogenically frozen?

"my prediction? pane"

...because everyone took a dive

..."I really did a number on it" so yeah, no paternity test needed

My options are Corey Kluber, Bryce Harper, Anthony Rendon, Carlos Gomez, Hanley Ramirez, Albert Pujols, Kyle Seager, Ian Kinsler, and I guess Evan Gattis.

I generally don't like to keep pitchers, but I kinda have to keep Kluber here, right? Then right now I'm thinking Harper, Rendon, and Gomez...but it sure is tough to throw back Hanley, Pujols and Seager...

He's had 7 games played at SS and replaced Jordy Mercer at SS last night after Mercer exited with an injury...so if that injury lasts even a couple days, our favorite multipositional darling will add perhaps the most important position to his repertoire!

does anyone else find the user submitted videos attached to each MLB box score totally annoying and infantile? It's like 15 year olds making fart jokes about a totally unfunny picture of the game, ugh...why do they let this happen?