hellrete

u/hellrete



I don't know where or why I am asking this, but it just hit me. Is there a instruction booklet on how to safely use the internet on the internet.

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I don't mean as in how to google stuff, but more in the lines of, never listen to anything anyone states online, never reveal your location, everyone is a man on the internet aka no women on the internet. ETC. Now I still remember these laws of conduct over the internet and a lot of them are quite reasonable, but they were never in written form and presented as warnings, not to be a ass, don't spend your money on things that might not be true or fake, etc.

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Seriously, when did these basic principles stopped being taugh

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Why do I actually easy remember the lecture played on my speakers, while I am playing a game, and when I double down and focus and pay attention to the same subject I learn fuck all. I tested this with math wich I like and has given improved results. And also with history, wich, except the lecture about french revolutionary resistance I remember nothing. What did I do? Also I am 34 years old so you can bash me no problem, but it buggs me to no end, I remember shit that was fun from 20 years ago, but ask me about the last thing I double don and tried to study, ... I forgot.

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takes a seat at the counter and orders a beer. After a sip the casual "My dog can speak "b.s. incurs.

Ok, sad the bartender, prove it. Fine, Wolf, get over here and tell this man what do you call the outer most layer of a tree? Bark. What is the part of a building that is on top. Roof. Whe... Lisen here, jakass, we did this 1000 times at least, stop being such a dickhead and just ask a normal question so I can give a straight answer so the proof is easier. Yes, I can speak, there is nothing special about my ability. Yes, other canine don't speak....

Yo, yells the bartender, tell your dog to stop barking.

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