juandonna

I just read the first sentence of a 25 book anthology popular mafia romance.

But what tf do any of you see in any of these guys? I’m all for morally questionable MMC, cruel ones included, but these guys aren’t it. They’re murdering people, laundering money, using intimidation tactics and robbing?? Ie, not even in the same universe as hot. Just ew.

I know I picked up a series heavily marketed as mafia romance but I am gravely disturbed by the mafia depictions. A lot of them are also supposed to be hot and Italian?? Not for me. What is wrong with you sick girlies??

I am also positive that though I only read a single sentence, I know the entire plot and all character arcs for all 30 POVs.

Hey sluts, I’m attempting to court one of you booktok girlies 💫✨ in between gooning on methgw. I’ve heard y’all are a bunch of porn brained females so I wanted to crowd source straight from you sex goddesses ✨

I don’t want to read any of this garbage but I figure if I throw some romantasy quotes at her in casual conversation then I’ll easily get laid. What are some hot lines I can whisper in her ear while standing uncomfortably close?

Bonus points if it’s ACOTLBAH or Phantasmia 🙌🏻

1. Why the PUCK are there no rugby themed romantasies. There’s so many modern sports being depicted in all of our fantasy romance porn books, why not rugby? Thickums thighs need I say more 🥵

2. Why are all you porn brained women obsessed with “throat work”??? Swallowing apparently shows you are a strong alpha ig??? I’m going to chunk a rugby ball (or whatever they use idk) down someone’s throat and see how much of a ruckus it causes because I’m missing something I have to be.

Thank you for your consideration in answering some of life’s deeper questions for me. I appreciate youse guys.