Getting older has never really phased me much, I just take it in my stride. That being said, I am only 33. Anyway. The challenges that come with it ive always been pretty 'meh' about, its just life. That was until 5 minutes ago.
Men, I sit here with you, now from my throne I leave you this message. Today, I have no work, so I have a long lie, steady yourselves. I get up and go to the bathroom for a piss. Im mid stream of a full bladder, AHA! A fart wants to escape, wait. Shit, thats not a fart, shit thats a shit. Panicking, I reach behind in the vane hope of being able to stop the cataclysmic brown torpedo vacating the tube. Im still flowing at this point, panicking, I try to push to make

