I'm a vascular attending.
I was seeing an ED consult and minding my own business. Didn't even know we had psych in this hospital. I'm walking around looking for a Doppler on the unit to check some signals, and she looked at me like she knew me. She even started calling me "Bryan from EM" (My name is not Bryan) and talking to me like we knew each other for a long time.
She said she thinks the father was some peds resident at another hospital.
Anyway guys the Doppler is arriving (Nurse had to get it out of the pyxis) and I'm gonna go finish this consult but ya'll kids in training are crazy.







