This will be wildly unpopular and I can't wait to feel the warmth of the downvotes.
In 2026 it's time to retire:
Rim brakes - they're a relic and every day a baby seal dies from having rim brakes on carbon wheels in the rain.
Tubes - These are a vintage source of deep misery. Stopping every other ride to change a tube because you ran over a small bump in the road is not a part of cycling anymore. Get some happy white goo in your rubber.
Black shoes - Only white shoes should be worn on road bikes. With white socks.
Carbon hate - It's just great. Comfort AND stiffness. That joyful feeling and that noise. There's nothing better. Hate of carbon is dead.
Bike Fit Skepticism - Seriously, be



