u/mutantruby
Hi all, I've been going a little mad trying to find this Tommy moment that lives rent-free in my head. It feels like a TNTL, but I've had no luck looking there so far.
The Moment: Tommy comes on, bops the drum while humming a tune "....it's cruise"
Any help is appreciated!
Hey everyone!
Someone out there is grumpy that we have wedding dress posts on this sub and is reporting all of them.
Wedding dress posts are allowed and always will be allowed here. Choosing your dress can be stressful and is sometimes one of the hardest parts of wedding planning. Please continue to share your beautiful dresses with us!
To this user, and to any user that feels the need to report allowed content purely because they don't want to see it - SCROLL ON. You don't have to look at or vote on each post here! Just scroll past the posts you personally aren't interested in. You have the power!
To all: Please continue to use the report button to flag content that goes against our
Hello, lovely wedditors!
Thanks to all who participated in the survey a couple of weeks ago. We found your responses and comments very useful and will be making some changes to the sub.
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Fuck you.
I swear if you bring up the fact that I had McD's for lunch yesterday one more time, I will drive to the same McD's, order ALL THE THINGS, and make you eat the fucking wrappers!
You eat a pack of choc chip cookies every two days! At least my belly is because I'm pregnant, you dick.
Also, I posted what I thought was a funny story to another sub and instantly regretted it. FFS ladies it was supposed to be a funny story let's just laugh OK? FUCK.
MIL and I went to our local "all the baby things" shop and started putting some necessities on layby. MIL knows one of the staff there so they were chatting while we shopped. Saleslady says "just a tip, put a nappy underneath baby's head while they sleep, it will soak up any mess if they vomit or drool." I was thinking wow, haven't heard that tip before, sounds weird but OK.
Further along into our shopping the saleslady grabs a pack of flannelette nappies and says "these will work well to save the sheets from being changed every two minutes" and it hits me...
I thought she was talking about disposable nappies at first. Can you imagine if she didn't actually show me what she meant later? M
For our bed. Because I peed when I sneezed the other morning. Fuck all of this.
Fortunately husband is a champ and pointed out that it isn't even comparable to sex mess and he isn't bothered. I just thought I'd be buying fetus a mattress protector before myself. Damn.
Hi! I'm your Aussie mod, Mutantruby! You may remember me from previous posts such as "How To Thank an Asshat Guest" and the Welcome To WeddingPlanning mod sticky. I got married a whole year ago (6/6)!
TL;DR - Mutantruby shares some photos, then gets deep & meaningful.
One year has flown, and a lot has happened during that time.
We went to Indonesia for our honeymoon and loved it so much that we went back in November and we'll be going again in July.
We suddenly lost a dear friend to an existing heart condition, and another took his own life just a few days ago.
I'm 21 weeks along. Things I did not expect to be dealing with right now... (Warning - I'm Aussie & I swear a bit. Let me know if it's not OK.)
The absolute effort it takes to get comfortable in bed. Left side - ouch belly is pulling. Right side - same thing & husband still smells like garlic despite brushing his teeth. Back - Yeah it's OK if I'm sitting upright because fuck you reflux. Stomach - HA NOPE.
Getting up at all hours to pee is OK. I'm used to not getting a lot of sleep. However I didn't have to give it 2 tries to get out of bed every fucking time. Then the shuffle of "the pregnant lady who has apparently turned into an old lady overnight" to the toilet. If I've mana
My poor husband has come down with the flu. He rarely gets sick but when he does it's a doozy. As such, 4 months preggo me has been up most of the night taking care of him & trying to calm our dogs down after an epic thunderstorm. I am running on empty today!
Going to the Dr this morning was a bust because the receptionist didn't turn up so we left for a pharmacy instead. Today has just been fucky.
MIL texts me "are you home? Can I visit?" Awesome work MIL, she's pretty rad with asking & not just turning up. I said "sorry, Husband's got the flu and we're catching up on sleep." All good, she's not coming...
...Until I feel guilty and ask Husband to call MIL to let her know how he'
Just a quick rant because if I say something to her it will likely be blown out of proportion, and choosing your battles blah blah... she's not my favourite person for lots of reasons which I might go into later.
Today's Story!
It's pretty well known that I love pugs. I have a fawn pug & a tri-colour pug cross (my inter-species soulmate). FSIL sends me a text message with a link to "FREE PUREBRED" pug puppies on Gumtree, which I diligently forward to the local pug rescue because the words Free and Purebred often means trouble for the animals. Rescue group lets me know it's a scam & because I'm not awful, I let FSIL know. She replies "haha yeah i know"
WHY THE FLYING HECK DID YOU M
