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A truck that is also a porch

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I eat chipotle daily. But unlike you communists, I always get the burrito with the tortilla (carbs are healthy). At first, my shits just looked like an order of rojo chilaquiles. After a while they firmed up to be more of a nachos grande. Eventually, I ascended to a different plane of bowel movement and my poop started emerging neatly wrapped in a large tortilla, folded under to prevent spillage. I’m now able to shit practically anywhere and just pull it out and safely place it in my backpack for later. Thanks, Chipotle and god bless America.

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