You don't know when exactly it happened, but you're trapped in a sexless marriage. Your wife started gaining weight and at first you tried to be supportive but eventually it became too much and you could barely even look at her, let alone touch her. And you don't want to be that guy who leaves his wife because she put on some weight so you're just sort of stuck. You don't even know when the last time you had sex was, you don't feel like you miss it though. But that's about to change.
You've agreed to have your wife's sister over, and today's the day I arrive. When you hear my car arrive you go see if I need help with my bags, but as you walk out you see me bent over grabbing them, giving
It's Thursday, the week's not over yet but you're low on energy so you decide to order dinner. Then you sit down, start the TV, and about 20 minutes later you hear a loud "FUCK" from outside you door. You open it and see me standing over a pile of food covering your porch. "Oh my god sir I'm so sorry, let me clean this up for you and then I'll replace your food" and I get straight to work trying to pick up the food on the ground and get it back in the bag. But you're upset, you just wanted some good food and you even tipped well to try ensuring good service, just to have this happen and you'll have to wait another hour before you can eat? But as I bend over to pick up your food and give you
Last year you agreed to move in with your lesbian friend, but you didn't realize how much I would end up teasing you completely on accident. Because I would constantly bring over the girls I was seeing and would make out with them and fondle them a little right in front of you. And behind closed doors you would always hear my loud moans echoing throughout the house. But it wasn't even just when I had a girl over, because while I would wear modest clothes in public at home my clothes at home were a bit more revealing than you were expecting. Some days I would even be walking around in just yoga pants and a sports bra. And it's not that I was trying to tease you, I just didn't see you as a sex
You've been in a new relationship for 6 months now and things have been going well, you spend all your time together and she basically lives at your place with how much time she spends there. But she won't be able to stay with you for a while since her daughter is coming back from college for the summer, but she'd love you to come over sometime to meet her daughter and you naturally agree.
So you come over and ring the doorbell, and I come answer it, "Hi you must be (your name)" and invite you in. You didn't realize how attractive I was, at first you could almost mistake me for my mother but my face appears younger and I have a single pink streak in my raven black hair. And my outfit is