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Mexican Police Officer: "So, do you know the criminal Pablo Sanchez?"

Juan (Just Taken Prisoner): "Know him? Yesterday, I am riding my horse,and the horse he stop to make droppings in the road. Pablo Sanchez step out from bushes, holding very big pistola, and tells me to get down. Then he points to the droppings and says, 'you must eat all of that'. And what can I do? He has the very big gun, so I start to eat. Pablo is laughing. He laughs so hard that he drops the big gun. I quick grab it, and say, 'Now, Pablo, you must eat!'

"And what can Pablo do? I now have the very big gun. So Pablo eat all the rest of that pile.

"So, you ask do I know Pablo Sanchez? Why, just yesterday Pablo and I h

Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in the class what their parents did for a living.

Little Mary got up and said "my Dad is a pilot, and my Mommy is an architect."

"Great," said the teacher.

Michael got up and said " my Dad is a Doctor, and my Mom is a housewife."

"Good," said the teacher.

Johnny was last in the class and when he got up he said: "My Mommy, she is a substitute."

Knowing better about his background and always striving to correct the kids, the teacher said, "you mean she is a Prostitute."

"No," Said Johnny, "my sister, she is a Prostitute, but when she does not feel well, my Mommy substitutes."

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my girlfriend's younger sister. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married

Hey Everyone, after months of saving my consumables and ascendant and radiant materials, I hit 1 million glimmer in my vault recently. A link with the screenshot is here.

http://imgur.com/a/YALhh

We just played trials and are at 8 wins right now, and the trials are not available to play anymore? The trials icon on the crucible playlist disappeared all of a sudden. The reset for the patch is still one hour away as of this moment so i don't know what's going on.

Needless to say, we lost.

http://i.imgur.com/iA7k122.jpg