u/rabbutt
I just had to run into the street in footie pajamas and a leather jacket and pull the neighbor's pit bull off a tiny dog on a leash, while tripping. That's fucked up. The poor dog isn't even to blame. Fuck. I'm gonna put on the doors, and try to enjoy the last effects of this capsule of 2CB I had to lick off the inside of the bag. Fuck! Train your fucking dogs, before they make a nuisance of themselves and need to be put down!
Is this job really all just playing with fire and dick jokes?
I'm in school right now, and after I finish grinding up on my pipe, I'm gonna butt it up to another, then penetrate it deep with a rod. If it doesn't make some noise, I'm not doing it right, and I gotta stuff the rod in deeper. I gotta start whipping on the sides and top of the butt joint, but not whip the bottom, and make sure I fill the gap.
Lololol! I'm loving this!
Edit: who's got more double entendres and dirty jokes?
I've got an interview with the Steamfitters Union soon. I've been told to show up wearing decent work clothes, and to bring letters of recommendation with me, but what else should I have prepared?
And didn't drink a drop, even when an old drinking buddy offered me his mug. I honestly didn't have that much fun, because I'd been working since thurs on cleaning and cooking to have 30 people at my house for a family function.
I'm really amazed. It wasn't even hard to resist.
Can't smoke anymore. About to get a construction job. The discrepancy between legalization and workplace drug tests needs to be fixed, dammit.
I was promised pregnant midgets, dammit.
OK... so, I'm a contractor. I use an online work platform. Recently, I got an offer to hire my services out at around $140/day for nine days.
Now, that's not a great rate for the DC area, but I was willing to work it, because it was for nine days.
I've worked for this company before, and when I did, not only did they give me the full hours on the ticket, but they called me back for the next site. This time, though, they cut my contract by six days, citing "scheduling." They're flying in someone who works for them to finish the project, and letting me go before my contract is up.
How do I get more money out of them?
I'm in VA.
I seem to be doing an OK job, so far, but most of the people I talk to there seem to be under the impression that to stop drinking, you must abstain from all things that have an effect on your brain, except those scripted to you by a doctor.
Now, I don't know about you, but I like a doobie every once in a while, and psychedelics, on occasion (not very often. It's hard to find two days off that match up with a trip-buddy's two, and you definitely need to schedule these things)
How is acid incompatible with the twelve steps? Can I stop drinking and still enjoy a nice spliff and a tab once every couple months?
Goddamn, I was shaking like a goddamn cement vibrator earlier, but that seems to have passed. The insomnia is real, though. How do I sleep? I need to sleep.
OK, so... my boy has a five hour appointment with some kinda "Sexual behaviors consultation unit"... The fuck is that?
Is the government trying to figure out exactly who has really kinky sex, or what?
Will he be pressured into letting them know who's been fisting him? Who's been having really kinky sex with him? What we've been doing?
I'm not really comfortable with my kinks being on open display for medical professionals, aside from the incident when we went to the hospital for something that was necessary...
Turned out to not be related to what we were doing at all. You should've seen the docs giving me the stink-eye, though. It was real.
(Edit) The fuck is with the downvot
Any clue what these might be worth? Me and my brother were very into pokemon when we were young, and our grandmother overbought everything. While cleaning out her house, I found these.
Should I open them? Are they worth more in original packaging? I'm not really a card collector.
He said fish was good, though. If I fry the fish, does that still count as good?
New doctor, asked about lisdexamphetamine, told her about how I love acid & MDMA on occasion when she asked about drugs, and she wrote this down in the notes to the psychiatrist she referred me to.
Also, she made me take a piss test for drugs. I feel slightly insulted about that, honestly.
