radioactive_daisy

Scene: Bathroom at a restaurant My BF and a random man taking a piss Random Man in urinal rips ass My BF: “Niceee” Random Man: “Sorry” BF: “No, I’m sorry. My intrusive thoughts kicked in” Random Man: (Silence)

Me: “I keep you on your toes” My BF: “And I keep your toes in my mouth”