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All entities who claim to be legitimate news sources shall be fined $1 per offense per subscriber and/or viewer of said news source and all subsidiaries, for any news story that is proven false in a trial by jury or through admission of falsehood.

This fine increases by $1 daily such that on day 10 after a complaint is filed with a court, the fine totals $10 per subscriber/viewer per day from the date of the complaint. After 10 days without retraction, the fine is suspended until a verdict is reached. All hearings will be held within 60 days or sooner if complainant demonstrates an imminent risk to the public (eg: "cyanide is tasty", pre-election accusations or claims regarding legislation