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Getting my ass kicked by the boss 20 times, then finally crushing them, and watching a cut scene about how awesome they are and that I never truly defeated them.

I think Stormlight Archive could be amazing.

If you agree, you're locked in a small comfortable room and are given two 2 digit numbers to multiply together. It's not random, but deliberately hard, like 86 x 43. You must do the problem completely mentally, with no writing, phone/internet use, or outside assistance of any kind. You have one hour and one chance to provide the right answer. If you answer wrong or run out of time, you're killed, but if right you get a tax free and legal $1million. Are you taking it?

We'll see if my resolve holds up for 100 days, but planning to go dark and avoid the trailer and everything else up to release. This will also give me a chance to try out my blocks/filters to avoid release day spoilers.

You get one wish with a lackluster Genie who takes 3-hour lunch breaks and tends to come back stoned. In his genie family office, he's the guy who gets asked to "Help by straightening up the ladders" and "check if any new emails came in, but this time do not answer any of them without checking with Uncle Ken!!"

He warns you, apologetically, that people tend to be mad at him after he grants a wish and he cannot reverse them. But he still owes you $9.72 each from about 19 Arby's visits that you spotted him on, so he'll give it a shot. The more detailed instructions the better.

*The butterflies lives are basically perfect, but without causing any significant effects to the rest of the world (like an overwhelming population, or causing life for humans to be ideal).

The catch is that if even one person who is too lazy to read this description makes a joke in the thread implying that this is free money because they are already fat, ugly and stupid, then everybody else here just gets fatter, uglier and stupider without getting any money.

Might have been from a recent TV show. It used a cadence where it would say something about a face and then say "Your face, Jessica" (or whatever the name it was using was). Then something about hands and "Your hands, Jessica". Etc

10% pay raise including base pay, bonuses, tips, etc.

You keep your same job, work functions, and career path but all of your work product is destroyed. If you're making food or a product, as soon as you're done it all goes into the trash. If you're cleaning or doing a service, somebody comes around and undoes the work right after. If you're in sales, all of the sales are canceled (but you still get commission), etc. if you're a therapist, either the patient instantly forgets everything you said completely, or an anti-therapist comes in and exactly offsets every word you said. If you are on a construction crew, somebody follows behind and undoes your work as you complete it. Etc etc.

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