schematizer

I recently had a terrible vacation in Italy, ending with my luggage with over $7k of items being stolen out of my Airbnb with no hope of recovery.

I would like to know about any game where I can absolutely destroy the entire country to vent my rage so my girlfriend doesn't have to hear about it anymore. I've already played a ton of Civ, so maybe something with more visceral combat would be good, but I'm really open to anything.

I quit drinking recently because it was getting to be a problem, and I wanted to quit before I did any permanent damage to my liver. But now I don’t know how to handle watching my favorite team play a super stressful game. On top of that, I’ll be watching at my favorite sports bar while a bunch of my friends drink around me.

Any other mafiosos have advice on how to enjoy the games in a super heavy team drinking culture?

Like I obviously get the narrative reason, but in-universe, wouldn’t it have just been easier to have the Eagles do it instead of going all the way to the middle of nowhere?

I know it used to happen, or at least I think I remember, as a kid. But people have always kind of said Rochester has pleasant, mild summers. Now, it feels like a huge number of days are 85+ with harsh sun and a crazy dew point. As someone with pretty bad hyperhidrosis and heat regulation issues, I’m miserable for the whole season.

Does anyone know when the last actually mild summer was?

Fairly new player here. I’m probably asking something that’s either an obvious yes or an obvious no, so I’m sorry. Please take pity on me.

As some of you may know, >!Socrates died!<, and hemlock was involved. Unfortunately, Sip of Hemlock is a black card, and my boy Crates is UW.

Is there any convoluted chain of bullshit I can reliably do to play this card if none of my opponents have it? There are so many cards and combos that I feel like I have to ask, and hopefully learn something generally about off-color bullshit.