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Because Christmas is the present day

And sees 3 beautiful people, a blonde a brunette and a redhead.

The person, tired of being boring, walks up and asked," does the carpet match the drapes?" A sly smile smirk sufficiently surfaces.

The blonde, confesses, " of course I always match!" While removing a wig.

The brunette, a little more astute, scoffs, " how dare you!?" And helps the blonde straighten their wig

Finally the person leans in, more eager than before," my sincere apologies... have you matched your carpet..."

The lovely redhead interrupts, " Yes, but I cherish the hard wood underneath."