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for the first time in baseball history, an anonymous and unpaid panel have unanimously inducted the entire roster of the 2026 Los Angeles dodgers.

upon hearing of this news: Dave Roberts chimed in saying “this is a great group of guys, they deserved it.”

before the decision, several distant relatives of Benjamin netenyahoo were added to the roster on undisclosed contracts. they’re supposed to be on the roster through the end of the year, and then recede into the ocean from whence they came.

Obviously, this isn’t in a single post. You can get banned, but that limits your ability to get downvoted in that community. Can you do it?

I know the Columbia River is effectively the Berlin Wall and we’re stuck, but can we admit that there isn’t anything comparable to what’s in Portland? I love vancouver for other reasons, but elements, amaro’s table, etc just aren’t it

let say hypothetically you work in the wine industry and your biggest client wanted some soil from a certain plot in gevrey-chambertin. how would you bring that back in a carry on?

At every opportunity to improve, the shrewd and private GM is undermining every deal to improve the current lineup. This man was hired for his Rolodex of excuses. Though currently unconfirmed, he is reportedly a multi-affiliated spy; only deriving joy from sabotage and a bank account that only accepts illicit funds.

The result of this is a disconnected team that leans into streaks, colloquial platitudes, and a hope that the sum of their parts will find their way to stumbling upon a pennant.

Fans of baseball should be enraged at the bastardization of this sport by this franchise. They have taken what is a team sport, and reduced it to a race to the bottom for each poor soul that have comm

i made a post recently about how the writers and producers could be looking more long-term after the writers strike. Suggesting that the best seasons were yet to come got me downvoted into oblivion.

I don't think people want to enjoy season 3. They've brought anger from other parts of their lives, and its soured whatever will be put in front of them.

If the people are so upset, why give them anything that wont be enjoyed?

Just woke up from this one.

This takes place in a tall circular building built quite like the US bank tower in LA. There was a central elevator, and a circular stairway around the outside. It was after hours, and we weren't supposed to be there. It was very important to come in, set up, do the launch, and go home.

All of my friends & family were there. People from high school I haven't seen since 2009 were there. My uncle gave me a gift, I never see my uncle, and you could tell he was really proud of me.

Well as I was making my rounds through the building on my way to the launch site, I got hung up talking to some random older guys about wine. They seemed to know a bit and could hold a

Austin Wells is on track to have the worst season for a major league player. I was thinking to myself, how do you call pitches if you can’t hit?

What I’m suggesting is that maybe he is such a great pitch caller, that he’s stuck in his own brilliant machinations and can’t relate to every other pitcher-catcher duo. He’s too busy calculating on a level that mortals cannot understand. Right when he moves his knight for a check mate, the red checker hops over his black checker and strikes him out. He’s like Russel Crowe in A Beautiful Mind

Using the current lineup (not including players on the IL), who should be at each position? It seems like we're always sacrifing somewhere. For me, its:

C: Escarra

1b: Rice

2b: Jazz

3b: McMahon

SS: Caballero

LF: Bellinger

CF: Grisham

RF: Jones?

DH: Dominguez?

I made this sub when I was drunk, and now I don't know how to delete it. I'm not here to be critisized, especially if you don't contribute to the sub.

If you just come here to disagree in the comments, I'll ban you