r/Showerthoughts•10 yr. agoMy dog shitting and sniffing simultaneously is a lot like me reading the early paper while I have my morning poop.10ShareSave
r/AMA•10 yr. agoI am up past my bedtime and lonely as shit. AMAI'm drunk and alone!!!!!!!! Edit: I've let you all down and passed out. But now that I've woken up, hungover me made sure to answer every last question.2030ShareSave