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Man…. Ever since I realized every opponent is a bot, it makes emotes so meaningless.

Tossing in a poopmoji really doesn’t mean anything, when the recipient isn’t a person, haha!

… is it ever PvP? Or is it all bots all the time?

I get that it’s moving a muscle inside your ear. But what is the physical mechanic that causes the sound?

Is it ear hairs flicking around? Is it ear wax being dislodged?

Genuine question!

Let’s say I’m washing the car, and I just need to nudge the car forward by 18 inches or so.

Old Dumb summon was perfect for that. Now, with ASS, it seems like I’ve lost the dumb capability. Am I doing it wrong?

Hi All.

I've been using progressive lenses for probably five years. I work in front of a computer all day. So to see the screen, I tilt my head back upwards, so I can "look down" at the screen, through the progressive part of my glasses.

Recently, my neck and shoulders have decided to say, "Screw you, this is unsustainable."

Can I get glasses that I use just for computer screens? So my computer glasses would just leave out the distance vision, and focus just on near vision. Is this an easy thing to request?

Thank you!

Hello r/PersonalFinance.

My wife and I are interesting in purchasing a new house. In our part of the country (Austin, TX), it is very much a buyer's market. Should we pull out equity from our current house, and apply it as a down payment to the new house?

New Purchase House:
* Purchase Price $750k
* Down payment of $225k
* Loan amount $525k
* Proposed Interest Rate 6.5%

Existing House: (Owned free and clear)
* I bought the house three years ago for $670k
* Today we estimate it's value at $525k (ouch).
* I found a home equity loan in the first lien position that charges a 6.75% rate.
* I could pull out $150 to 200k, in a home equity loan, and apply it to a