Like most of my queens here, I'm exhausted by dating and I only occasionally step out of my cave to see if my needle is nearby. I only open FB dating maybe once a month or so, out of 20 matches, I might swipe on 2 and then happily go back to my cave.
I checked my messages for the first time in forever today and I saw a message from some waste of sperm who immediately hit me with "I'm not gonna waste time, I just wanna fuck..." I looked at the guy's pics (he totally wasn't my type), and then saw his poorly written profile and I knew for a fact that I'd never swipe right on this guy.
Then I looked at a few more messages in my inbox from men who I know damned well that I never swiped right on


