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At his home, police found his laptop which contained a plan of the robbery, three bananas and five copies of a book he had written called The Man Who Robbed a Bank With A Banana

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The author of a book called The Man Who Robbed A Bank With A Banana demanded money from cashiers while holding a banana concealed to look like a gun, a court has heard.

Christopher North, 51, was wearing a balaclava and pointed the piece of fruit wrapped in a cloth at bank staff in Middlesbrough in January, Teesside Crown Court heard.

A judge said if it were not for his mental illness, North, whose previous convictions included making a bomb threat, could have been jailed for up to e

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