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Before I start:

I am a devout SubGenius and I have no problem worshipping The Cage.

The Cage embodies all that a SubGenius wishes to be. He has slack. There are those that don't understand his slack and accuse him of doing work for the paycheck, to pay off some worldly debt. Not so.

The Cage's work is of slack, for slack. The man, neigh, the god, works in corporeal form only to enhance his own slack and to bring others to understand slack. Through the sweat of his brow he both enhances and strengthens his slack. He is an example to us all.

Here and now, I am sanctifying Saint Cage as an official Saint of the Church of the SubGenius. It is his boundless slack that drew us to him and for t

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