sploogey

I got offered to go to a gay couples house about 2 months ago, a told them "am flattered but am not gay" and they said "that's okay, come to ours for a no clothes no touching party" you know I almost accepted, being an alkie bastard lol, but luckily I was sober so no used condom leaking cum and half hanging out ma arse for me! I've since cut down even more on ma drinking haha, the fact I was tempted for the booze creeps me out haha, 40 year old wee fat Scotsman and near had my first - and probably only - gay experience lol, that would have made family dinners weird when I eventually told ma wee sister and Dad as part of my favourite oversharing of mad stuff I do over the years, am basically

god i hate people like you that talk down on other people after they "made it" for a while.

first of all, just because you made it through 3 years doesn't mean shit. let's talk in another 5 if you maintained that work ethic or you went back to being a couch potato. chances are, you will, since it seems the main reason you did it is because you obviously judge people based on this shit and hated yourself for it, not because you wanted to.

and second of all, apply a tiny bit of logic and realize that the point isn't "it's impossible to do without a nutritionist and chef!!!" - it's simply "it's WAY easier to do when you have those resources". and if you think that's not true.. well, honestly

Seems everyone in the Pets event leaderboard is using Gunnar costume in not just rare but Epic and Legendary, too.

When did that costume come out? Is it the next Treevil?

It doesn't create as much as a problem for Purina, Whiskas etc. as it does for my appetite, gag reflex and the headache I get when I roll my eyes too often. Ugh, number one creepy pet peeve. Pun intended. "My widdle trixie is my baby, I give her pwimey wimey wib and I just eat cabbage off the floor because I'm just a worthless hoomin slave to my gorgey worgey furbaby." Feck off with yourselves.