timb1223

Maybe we don't need BMPs anymore.

Yesterday I attended the US Open on a grounds pass. It rained most of the day so I spent a lot of it sitting in the nosebleeds of Louis Armstrong stadium.

As everyone knows, with that kind of stacked stadium seating, there are at least a dozen seats directly behind you with a clear view of whatever you're doing on your phone. Whether you intend to or not, it's difficult to resist the temptation of eavesdropping.

At one point l found myself witness to the domestic life of what seemed to be a generic normie couple with a toddler. The dad was facetiming with the wife and kid. They had text exchanges like "Have to deal with a poopy diaper brb"..."That was so cute haha"..."Let me try calling yo

Now that both of their film careers are taking off. Just putting it out there.

Like a 6 ft 80-year-old dude with a full polished ivory coif, a new polo, and a big smile.

Think about it, today's supercentenarians lived through depression and war during their prime years. Once the Boomers get to that age there'll be a lot more people who have been taking obsessive care of themselves for decades. It just feels weird because we'll all be old by then too.