whyhellomichael

u/whyhellomichael



r/emojipastaβ€’

😑🀬 I HATE 😠 BEING A πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ 5️⃣'3️⃣ MALE 😭 SO FUCKING MUCH 😫. πŸš«πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ§β€β™‚οΈ EVER TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY πŸ˜’. EVERYONE TREATS YOU LIKE A πŸ‘Ά KID COSPLAYING AS AN πŸ§‘β€πŸ’Ό ADULT 🎭. LITTLE πŸ‘§πŸ‘¦ KIDS WILL MOCK YOU πŸ˜‚ FOR BEING SHORT 🀏, TEENAGERS πŸ§‘β€πŸŽ“πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ“ TOWER OVER ME ⬆️, MEN πŸ’ͺ DON'T SEE ME AS A REAL MAN πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ, WOMEN πŸ‘© TREAT ME LIKE SOME ADORABLE πŸ₯° LITTLE 🐢 PET WHO SHOULD BE KEPT IN CHECK πŸ”’. LITERALLY ANYTHING I DO IS TIED BACK TO MY HEIGHT πŸ“. OVERTLY CONFIDENT 😎 AND OUTSPOKEN πŸ—£οΈ? COMPENSATING πŸ€”. SLIGHTLY UPSET 😠 ABOUT SOMETHING? NAPOLEON COMPLEX πŸ‘‘. INTROVERTED 🀫 AND QUIET 😢? LACK OF MASCULINITY πŸ“‰. I CAN'T EVEN COMPLAIN 😩 ABOUT ANY OF THIS IN REAL LIFE IRL CAUSE THEN I'LL JUST GET CALLED AN INCEL πŸ€“ OR A LOSER 😭.

OH Y

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r/Radlandsβ€’

Does the Reactor action of destroying all people only "go off" when the player self destructs it or does it ALSO go off when an opponent destroys it through traditional damage?

Thanks!

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r/emojipastaβ€’

🍿🚫🎬😱🀯 This movie... 😩🀌 It was SOOOO good, like, transcendent βœ¨πŸ™ I got BANNED πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ from the cinema 🏒 because my little dude πŸ‘‡ couldn't HANDLE πŸ₯΅ the sheer cinematic PERFECTION πŸ‘ŒπŸ’¦ I was going HAM πŸ–πŸ† the whole time, like a leaky faucet β›²οΈπŸŒŠ CONSTANTLY busting nuts πŸ₯œπŸ₯œπŸ₯œ Especially when Jack Black said "I am Steve" πŸ—£οΈπŸ§”β€β™‚οΈ MY GOODNESS 🀀πŸ₯› GALLLLOOONNNSSS 🌊🌊🌊 of the good stuff 🧴 flew out! πŸ’―/10 would nut again (if they let me back in 😭πŸšͺ). Absolute. Freaking. CINEMA. 🀯🀯🀯

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r/lynchburgβ€’

Have a friend that works with Marty's wife, word is she is leaving him (and obviously taking the kids).

Wish her the best of luck, couldn't imagine being married to that man, much less being a teacher and being married to him.

Supposedly getting ahead of some bombshell type things that may soon see the light of day.

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