zerochn

https://reddit.com/r/USC/comments/11zd4ms/i_never_made_a_single_friend_in_college_or_been/

god damn it it looks like he’s back to spamming r/USC

I am shaking right now.. I need to nut. I am going insane I am scratching my ears and face trying to resist stroking.. I-I CANT DO IT ANYMORE!! I NEED TO NUT!! But no.. I can’t. I would be a disappointment..FUCK IT!! WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? MY HOMIES ARE TOO THICK TO RESIST!!! No.. calm down.. I don’t need to nut.. my homies are just homies.. I need to keep cool and calm.. BUT IM GOING INSANE!!!! I NEED HELP I NEED NUT!! I CANT RESIST STROKING IT !! NO!! CALM DOWN… it’s ok.. just a few more weeks…

You walk into the Panera Bread, the scent of baked goods wafting through the air. In the corner of your eye, you catch sight of a peculiar treat. Grilled cheese bananas?? Your favorite! But alas, you came to the Panera Bread in search of a restroom. Stomach growling, you hurriedly scan the room for the familiar white silhouette of a man on a black background.

What is this?? Despite your tireless searching, there simply seems to be no lavatory at all! Blasphemy!

With only moments left before your bowels implode, you make a last ditch effort to find the most suitable potted plant for which you can unload your excrement in. There! In the corner, just a couple of paces behind the old couple