r/DXC

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DXC Tech, all hail Death Corp!

r/DXC

This subreddit is only for DXC Tech purists. The ones who have given up their career options to serve, to give. All hail Death Corp!

Created Feb 15, 2017 · restricted

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We are the loyal followers of DXC Tech or more commonly known as Death Corp. May no other end-to-end IT Services companies stand in our path. All hail Death Corp!

History There is already confusion about where the name DXC came from, this is the official version from those on the inside, we are the ones living the dream. DXC gets its name from Deathcore music. For those outside the know, its a blend of metalcore and death metal. Some have scoffed at this and claimed its just a spinoff of metalcore but those people are just unemployed takers. We are the happy to be employed givers, we understand that Deathcore professional services is about speed, heaviness, riffing and dissonance. These are the qualities which keep professional services lucrative to our glorious employers.

Speed We do the job as fast as anyone, thats priority #1. We at DXC will even staff up with semi-skilled employees to show that when bidding for your contracts. But don't worry about our shareholders, we don't keep those qualified employees for long.

Heaviness Once we land a contract we cement ourselves into it to make sure the customer can take full advantage of our services. Some customers have joked it cost twice as much to kick DXC off the contract as it does to keep them. Thats because DXC is always winning, seriously, we never lose.

Riffing The customer is too busy to pay attention to the process, well, so are we. We don't staff enough people to audit ourselves so we don't. We at DXC are building the plane while it's in flight.

Dissonance We operate on an always selling platform, if anything is wrong its because the customer is not paying enough.

24/7 Support बंदर क्या जाने अदरक का स्वाद अब पछताए होत क्या जब चिड़िया चुग गई खेत नौ सौ चूहे खाके बिल्ली हआसमान से गिरे खजूर में अटके ज को चली सौ सोनार की, एक लोहार की जान है तो जहान है -Dick

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