r/JackinHouse

128 archived posts · Feb 2012 – Jun 2026

Jackin House - House Headz (old and new Jack)

r/JackinHouse

Welcome to r/jackinhouse — where the groove is alive, and Jack is our guide! 🕺💥 From Jack’s groove, House was born, and now it’s OUR music. This is your home for Jackin' House — funky rhythms, driving basslines, and contagious grooves. 🎶 Labels like Coyote Cuts, Control Recordings, Guesthouse Music, and more — all are welcome here. Jack gives you the power to move and groove. Hit subscribe, share your tracks, and let’s keep House fresh! 🔊

Created Feb 29, 2012

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House Music - Where the real Jack is! Control Recordings, Guesthouse Music, Spatula City, Coyote Cuts, Flapjack, Ficus Tree, Traxx.

In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove.

And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.

And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldy declared,

"Let there be HOUSE!"

and house music was born.

"I am, you see,

I am

the creator, and this is my house!

And, in my house there is ONLY house music.

But, I am not so selfish because once you enter my house it then becomes OUR house and OUR house music!"

And, you see, no one man owns house because house music is a universal language, spoken and understood by all.

House is an uncontrollable desire to jack your body.

And, as I told you before, this is our house and our house music.

And in every house, you understand, there is a keeper.

And, in this house, the keeper is Jack.

Now some of you who might wonder,

"Who is Jack, and what is it that Jack does?"

Jack is the one who gives you the power to jack your body!

Jack is the one who gives you the power to do the snake.

Jack is the one who gives you the key to the wiggly worm.

Jack is the one who learns you how to walk your body.

Jack is the one that can bring nations and nations of all Jackers together under one house.

You may be black, you may be white; you may be Jew or Gentile. It don't make a difference in OUR House.

And this is fresh.

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