r/Malaphors

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Malaphors

r/Malaphors

Malaphors - the perfect blend of mixed metaphors and nonsensical cliches.

Created Sep 26, 2017

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12KArchived posts

Post ONLY your malaphor as the title of your submission.
If it was found in the wild, you may link to the screenshot, but the title rules still apply.

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