r/NewYawk

31 archived posts · Jan 2014 – Oct 2025

/r/NewYawk

r/NewYawk

A subreddit dedicated, not just to celebrating New Yawk City, but to celebrating how much better it is than any other fucking city that has ever existed.

Created Jan 2, 2014

259Members (last snapshot)

31Archived posts

Rules:

1st st.) All boroughs are created equally, except for Staten Island.

2nd st.) Respect the fucking pizza.

3rd st.) No other pizzas are better than our pizza.

4th st.) Just because we're from New Yawk, doesn't mean we're not also proud 'Muricans.

5th st.) Quit your whining. Take pride in the struggle.

6th st.) If you're a tourist, don't make it obvious you're one.

7th st.) We are the first to do anything good or interesting in this country. Keep that in mind while posting.

8th st.) We're the only real city in the state of New York. Implying otherwise is a bannable offense.

9th st.) Don't spend time squabbling over whether the Yankees or Mets are better. Have respect for both teams, but it's okay to hold a preference.

10th st.) ^This ^is ^a ^satirical ^subreddit ^dedicated ^to ^both ^ironic ^and ^genuine ^circle-jerking ^in ^the ^name ^of ^New ^York ^City. ^Please ^take ^serious ^posts ^to ^/r/NYC. ^Posts ^that ^aim ^mainly ^to ^satirize ^the ^/r/NYC ^subreddit ^should ^be ^taken ^to ^/r/CirclejerkNYC

The most important rules:

1st ave.) No fackin' hawba filfth.

2nd ave.) No fackin' shitcagons.

3rd ave.) No fackin' sellouts.

4th ave.) No fackin' trolley roaches.

5th ave.) No fackin' floridiots.

6th ave.) No fackin' hipsters.

7th ave.) No fackin' cowboy hipsters.

8th ave.) No fackin' philthadelfians.

9th ave.) No fackin' desert raisins.

10th ave.) No fackin' detoilets.

11th ave.) No fackin' feds.

12th ave.) No fackin' shitty drivers.

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