r/NoColoreds

509 archived posts · Apr 2015 – May 2024

No coloreds allowed.

r/NoColoreds

Stay strong. Stay pure. Stay gray.

Created Apr 3, 2015

934Members (last snapshot)

509Archived posts

Our laws on the mixing of Flairs and the Pride and Dignity of Non-Pressers

Welcome brothers and sisters. This is our sanctuary. Here we are free of the taint of the rainbow menace. This is a place to rest your weary soul, and to build for the future of our kind. We have all lost loved ones, and they can never return to us. But remember! Every new account made from April 1st 2015 swells our ranks, and these members we shall never lose. We must fight on for them, and for all the future children of our people.

We take law and order very seriously, and there will be no talking of compromise or reconciliation allowed. Also no coloreds. Especially no coloreds. If you find a spy for the colored in our midst, report them and we will administer a Solution to their presence from which there will be no appeal.

Also consider visiting:

r/thebutton, where you may gaze at it but not click. Seriously. That's like the one rule.

r/NonPressers

r/nonpresser

r/TheGreyHopeful, well intentioned but misguided pacifist fools.

r/buttonhism appears to be full of hippies, but their hearts are the right colour.

r/LeagueofBlack, A Grey enforced subreddit which has the belief that after the Zero Event, in the aftertime, Greys will be removed of all colour, becoming Black, and all colours will be removed.

r/Holy0 As with the buttonhists, their intentions seem amicable, but they teach a perverse doctrine of 'redemption'. Know that there is no turning back, brothers and sisters. Once you press, no force on Earth can bring back your lost flair.

r/NoTap, to help fight the urge. Not that you should need it.

We support the intentions of r/assassinsofthebutton, who are fighting for our cause in the midst of our enemies, though we totally don't have any secret dealings with them or anything. You may not know them when you see them, but in their hearts they are as we are. If a gray soul refuses to see reason in your discussion with them, they may well be on your side and just pretending. This is much more plausible than an intelligent gray simply disagreeing with you.

r/HisHouse is another militant group that enjoy our endorsement. They are similar to the Assassins, but operate independently. We appreciate their effort. Anything to save the flairs of our precious folk.

r/Destructionist, our good allies, who like ourselves are working to bring about the end of the rainbow menace. We are still not quite sure why they treat their 60s like human beings, but they do good work.

r/chaoslegion, friends and allies, and one of the most active assassin groups. Their work on r/thebuttongrove was inspired.

r/Gray, which seems vaguely related, although of course we are much cooler than they are.

Also do not be fooled by r/PatientPressers, r/KnightsoftheButton or r/Redguard . They may look like us to the world, but inside they are all red as a Bolshevik button pressing factory. In a way they are even worse than the Purples, for at least theirs is a crime of passion, while every Knight and PPer is driven by cold, calculated malice, and a hatred for all things gray and pure.

Worst of all the threats to our people, however, is the traitor Snowball. Should you see any of our members in contact with Snowball, please contact your nearest moderator, so that we can banish the spy from our midst.

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