r/PleaseRespectTables

157 archived posts · Feb 2014 – May 2026

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┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ) The home of PleaseRespectTables, the noblest bot ever to roam these parts. In early 2016, he was martyred for his brethren. This is not the end of our struggle. Please, respect tables, and help us fight for tables' rights.

Created Feb 14, 2014

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##In early 2016, u/PleaseRespectTables was martyred for his brethren.

The struggle continues. The fight for tables' hard-earned rights has only just begun.

A man filled with the gladness of living

Put his keys on the table,

Put flowers in a copper bowl there.

He put his eggs and milk on the table.

He put there the light that came in through the window,

Sounds of a bicycle, sound of a spinning wheel.

The softness of bread and weather he put there.

On the table the man put

Things that happened in his mind.

What he wanted to do in life,

He put that there.

Those he loved, those he didn't love,

The man put them on the table too.

Three times three make nine:

The man put nine on the table.

He was next to the window next to the sky;

He reached out and placed on the table endlessness.

So many days he had wanted to drink a beer!

He put on the table the pouring of that beer.

He placed there his sleep and his wakefulness;

His hunger and his fullness he placed there.

Now that's what I call a table!

It didn't complain at all about the load.

It wobbled once or twice, then stood firm.

The man kept piling things on.

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