r/StannisTheMantis

269 archived posts · May 2014 – Jul 2024

Stannis The Mantis

r/StannisTheMantis

A subreddit dedicated to gathering evidence that Stannis Baratheon, the one true king of Westeros, is in fact a gigantic praying mantis in disguise.

Created May 9, 2014 · restricted

5.7KMembers (last snapshot)

269Archived posts

##Pray Harder The goal of this subreddit is to convince the world of the fact that Stannis Baratheon is a gigantic praying mantis in disguise. Any and all evidence is welcome here.

Here is a list of generally accepted evidence. More will be added as the case grows stronger.

Stannis does not sleep with his wife for fear of sexual cannibalism.
Stannis' daughter Shireen was born in Spring, when insects swarm. Her greyscale would also make an excellent cover story for birth defects caused by the human/mantis DNA incompatibility.
Stannis hunts like a mantis. He is most successful at war when he is able to trap and/or ambush his enemy.
Stannis has a rough time in the snow. This is likely due to being an insect.

###His Graces VIP Reddit Network of Leal Lords CleganeBowl Some say, there will be a fight between Sandor and Gregor, and it will legendary. Some say, they cannot stomach the hype, and would rather watch the Hound bury the dead. All we know is, IT'S CALLED CLEGANEBOWL.

Wispy His Grace never expected to find common cause with a White Walker. His Grace never anticipated to go to the wall and solicit 'free folk' to bend the knee. His Grace never intended to assassinate his brother with a minge shadow, but here we are.

Other communities

Reddit Rebuilt is an independent, non-commercial archive and is not affiliated with Reddit, Inc. Content belongs to its original authors.