r/medievalworldproblems

351 archived posts · Dec 2011 – Dec 2025

Medieval World Problems

Archived posts from r/medievalworldproblems, Dec 2011 to Dec 2025.

Created Dec 26, 2011

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Thy problems thou dost encounter when new living in ye middle ages. Serfes and Monarchs alyke wellcome.

Follow thou these Laws:

Speake inne the cyvilysed toungue

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Any suspected witchcraft-workeres travelling through time shall be delivered up to the Pope. Sinning once in a whyle is forgivable by Penance, Mass, Flagellation and the burninge of serfs, but repeat sinners shall be at the good mercies of the Pontiff to excommunicate.

Be thou not a scoundrel

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The temporal estate shall execute, imprison or exile any subjects who have been barbarous to them or each other. Heretics permitted to voice their scandalous beliefs, butte shall surely meet with a sound blast of abuse from the Keepers of the True Faith.

No anachronistic linke posteing.

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Keepe thou thy anachronisms to thyself. If thou postes a sorcerous moving paintinge, it had better be damnably funny or it shall be expunged.

Drive out the Jew and the Moor

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If thou findst a Jew roaming in these parts outside of their alloted harbour townes, or a Saracen, Moor, or Turkish Moslem, goeth thou 'Deus Vult' onne his ass and kicke that donkey back whence it came.

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