r/reddictionary

The act of going out to pick up overweight women.

When two redditors recognise each other in public (possibly due to a shirt or overheard comment) and commence an awkward, stymied conversation about reddit.

To sneeze and shit at the same time

A long time redditor's definition of a ridiculous situation, warped by months or years of redditing.

The look on an atheist's face after they tell a religious person/family member off on facebook.

Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1fsprh/reddit_youre_now_allowed_to_make_up_a_new_word/cadh9df

A mini-fart which only consists of one 'pop'

A stance characterized by a noticeable lean to one side.

A meal consisting of chasing dehydrated instant mashed potato flakes with grain alcohol.

Dongular

Noun

A penis with a severe bend in it.

• From the English dong and angular

Being forced to become independent.

Indicuted: adjective. After his parents found out about his drug problem, Joe was told to either go into rehab or be indicuted.

The male on male version of scissoring

(v.) To laugh uncontrollably

A hamburger shaped like a sausage so it fits the hot dog bread.

the girl who's hard to get.

Edit: Thanks Shockwaves35

Verb Use mouse gestures, esp. dramatic ones, instead of speaking or to emphasize one's point during presentations.