r/sentinelunion

102 archived posts · Apr 2016 – Aug 2026

Sentinel Union

r/sentinelunion

"Comrades, We are here to promote the glorious Sentinel from BuzzBee. Do anything wrong, and you are sent to gulag."

Created Apr 26, 2016

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Greetings comrades!

"We are here to promote the glorious Sentinel from BuzzBee.

Do anything wrong, and you are sent to gulag." Ignore fascist Hasbro name. Was hired after war to run gulag. I bring information to the people from Fearless Leader u/om_n0m_n0m ! Fearless Leader love the proletariat, and work tirelessly to bring down enemies of the people. Me and rest of KGB arrest all counterrevolutionaries. Punishment is done with most fairness, as devised by state. The laws of the sentinel union are simple:

Do not be capitalist swine! Follow example set by Marx, do not be making him roll in grave (follow Reddit-wide rules)!

Do not undermine state or people! Your comrades worked to seize means of production from bourgeois, do not spit on their names! If we are not united as workers, then bourgeois will try to stomp us out! Raise your Sentinels at the enemy, not your brothers (Don't be a dick/asshole/whole choose your own adventure of swears. This isn't particularly hard to understand. If you manage to actually cause concern for the admins of a sub like this then you've clearly done something wrong. This sub is supposed to be fun, don't complain when there's consequences for you being a killjoy)!

Do not, under any circumstances, doubt the righteousness of the Sentinel Union! Bring glory to and speak glory of its name (Post only positive things about the glorious dart blaster that is the BuzzBee Sentinel. Do not bring merit to lesser blasters, unless the Sentinel is then assured to be in all ways better)! Follow the laws of Sentinel Union and the workers will have great prosperity! Don't and you are thrown in gulag. KGB does not want more people in gulag, so we avoid throwing more criminals in than needed. We do not want more annoying capitalist prisoners, our veins have more vodka than blood from the ones already in here. Do not force us to throw you in gulag!

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