u/wwcwang•1 yr. agoI'm finally ready to admit that I'm secretly married to four different women.20ShareSave
u/wwcwang•1 yr. agoOn a windy day this guy sees an elderly rabbi get his hat blown off, so the guy runs after the hat and manages to grab it. The rabbi is very grateful. He hands the guy a $20 bill and says "God bless you, young man!"20ShareSave
u/wwcwang•1 yr. agoA guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away.20ShareSave
u/wwcwang•1 yr. agoTonight while I was grilling steaks for dinner, my son said, "Dad, one day I will help you with bills, groceries and rent."20ShareSave
u/wwcwang•1 yr. agoA mother and her young son were flying on Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.20ShareSave
u/wwcwang•1 yr. agoA guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away.20ShareSave