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Watt

Created Jan 19, 2016 · restricted

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Watt the flower did you just flowering say about me, you little APUSH? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Austin Peay State University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Creekwood High, and I have over 300 confirmed A's. I am trained in Lego warfare, and I’m the top procrastinator in the entire DCHS Wrestling Team. You are nothing to me but just another student. I will wipe you the flowering out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this class, mark my flowering words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, flower. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across DCHS and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re flowering dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with one thumb. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable APUSH off the face of the continent, you little slug. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your flowering tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you gosh darned idiot. I will secrete fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re flowering dead, kiddo.

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