r/wattbike

262 archived posts · May 2012 – Sep 2026

Watt Bikes, they kill you.

r/wattbike

A subreddit dedicated to this machine of death, commonly prescribed to athletes on the road to recovery. The Watt Bike is a cunning plot by coaching staff to deprive people of social lives or any longing to be conscious. A great physiological workout, but psychological scarring will leave the fear in you long after getting off the Watt Bike.

Created May 31, 2012

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The Watt bike was design to "steal souls" and "dig deep pain holes" according to well respected sources. This machine of death is commonly used as a recovery tool for rehabilitating athletes, or as a winter training aid for cyclist concerned with getting their bikes wet.

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