Mailmoder has problems with her "sender"

>be me(il)

>mail-attracted MGP

>been recieving packages from this cis guy for a few years now

>his package comes in my mail

>assume we are a thing

>"when are you gonna get a sender/recipent, nona?"

>don't say anything about it and just get sad on my own

>tfw he doesn't love me because I'll always be a mail and I'll never be sent digitally

give me one reason not to mail myself