Need Advice

Hey all, I just got a really excellent offer from a university to adjunct with them but I need advice about how fast I should accept it.

Basically, because the university is being super generous, they’ve offered to let me pay them $60,000 a year and teach ten courses a semester. Normally they offer new adjuncts to pay the school $60,001, but because they’re super generous with the financial aid I only have to pay $60,000.

What’s more is that they promised to give me head pats at the end of each semester. I think students will really respect me when they see me getting my patties. Plus, they pinky promised that maybe in a few decades they’ll actually start to pay me for doing work for them! I would probably turn it down because I feel it would be rude, but it’s interesting to think about a weird situation like that.

What do you guys think? Should I have signed this deal yesterday, this morning, or would signing tomorrow be considered extremely disrespectful? Any advice is welcome, thanks.